Grammy Haikus
You could read whole magazine issues about the Grammys, (how great Queen Latifah looked,
how Simon & Garfunkel feuded or about the zillion parties), but who has time.
We went to nine after parties, zipped through the award highlights and the hell,
with sound bites,
we bring you even shorter
...Grammy Haikus.
arista for pink
skin from amanda lepore
or waitstaff in thongs
fred durst says war should
go away soon as possi-
ble, like britney spears?
neptunes party tao
malik yoba and usher! thank
you sponsor Remy!
armani exchange
trade in charlie from bachelor-
rette for bill pullman?
eminem humble?
performance still keeps censor
machines in speed race
universal, all
that security for coors
light and stuff mag girls?
in her performance
ms crow's hair hid "no" on her
"no war" guitar strap
bmg theme of
bondage true when 3000
in space for 1200
40 foot wall of
water at official bash
can't touch norah jones
mtv party
at pressure really UJA
with awful knishes
grammy night fans prove
nothing can stop new yorkers
not fear not cold nights
Lately we've noticed, people take us a little too seriously.
It's entertainment, campers! Chill!
Read us at your own risk!
But for all you over- serious types...
We didn't include a "season" word, a "kigo" in our haikus...and for more on haikus
check out www.haiku.com
A whole little world unto itself where people are not as verbose as us at HipGuide.
